Q – If you had an elephant, where would you hide it?
A - I had an elephant I wouldn’t hide it at all. I would dress up my elephant in plus size custom-made colorful and stylish outfits, throw glitter and a wig on him or her and ride my elephant around town! Elephants are not for hiding, they are for showing off!
Q – If you had one superpower, what would it be and how would you use it?
A – The one superpower I would like to have is the ability to fly so I could avoid traffic and never pay expensive gas prices again!
Q – What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?
A – The weirdest dream I ever had was one where I was a cross dressing clown that gave art to celebrities… That dream came true and I live this weirdness everyday!
Q – What’s your favorite lunch dish and which food do you not like and why?
A – My favorite lunch dish that I think everyone should try is my artwork. It’s entirely gluten free and although it does have artificial colors, it has no preservatives and is entirely fat and cholesterol free! My least favorite dish would be hateful commentators, which unfortunately the Internet serves up daily.
Q – How do you relax and how easy do you find it to let go?
A – I relax with something called the Super Bowl. Once I light it and begin smoking it, it’s very easy to let it all go!
Q – If you could be anywhere and with anyone right now, where and who would it be at this very moment?
A – If I could be anywhere with anyone I would be dancing in heaven at Studio 54 with all the most fabulous dead celebrities. I would be hanging out with Michael Jackson and Marilyn Monroe and Andy Warhol would be seated at a table across from me, seething with jealousy!