VIN DIESEL, JASON STATHAM & BRUCE WILLIS NEED TO STAY AWAY FROM AFRICA
Monday, Jun 12, 2017
Sorry, bald men. You won’t be going on that African safari anytime soon.
Stars like Bruce Willis,Vin Diesel, and Jason Stathamare being warned because bald men are allegedly being targeted by local witch doctors. Two bald men have been killed in an intense brutal fashion with their body parts cut and stolen.
National police spokesperson said that they are being targeted because “their motivations come from superstition and culture as the local community thinks bald men are rich and that their parts can be used to enrich others.”
PSA to Bald Men: It’s safe here. The more bald men, the merrier.😏