WHY TIFFANY HADDISH WON’T TELL US WHO BIT BEYONCÉApril 3, 2018
“If they’re tryna party with the queen, they gon’ have to sign a non-disclosure” and that’s exactly what Tiffany Haddish did.
Haddish has been making headlines with her epic Beyoncé stories. She spilled the tea on an actress trying to make the moves on Jay Z and last week, she ignited an internet sensation with her GQ interview that launched the hashtag, #WhoBitBeyonce.
“There was this actress there, that’s just, like, doing the mostest. She bit Beyoncé in the face…I said to Beyoncé, ‘Did she really bite you?’ She was like, ‘Yeah.’ I was like, ‘She gonna get her a** beat tonight.’ She was like, ‘Tiffany, no. Don’t do that. That b**** is on drugs. She not even drunk. The b**** is on drugs. She not like that all the time. Just chill.’ ”
Despite alleged confirmations that the biter is Sanaa Lathan, Haddish spoke her last words on the the matter.
She addressed it via Instagram Live.
“NDAs are real. So, I’m not saying sh-t about nothing. You wanna know who bit Beyoncé? I’m gonna just tell you all. And this is the last time I’m talking about it. I ain’t going to say nothing else about it. Let me sip some of my tea. I’m going to tell you who did it then I’m never talking about it again because, really, it’s done. People should be focusing on the real issues at hand, like did you do your taxes? Because taxes is due real soon. Can your children—do they know how to read and write? Have you been working with them on their reading and their writing? Is your house clean? That’s what we need to be focusing on. But y’all wanna know. Everybody’s going crazy about who bit Beyoncé. I’m going to tell you so this can just be done with.”
And you already know, Tiffany turned to what she does best: jokes.
“It was Stormy Daniels. Pay attention to what’s really going on! That’s not real news. Who bit Beyoncé is not real news!”