TIFFANY HADDISH ONLY GETS HIT ON BY TROLLS & ‘BOOGAWOLFS’February 7, 2018
While her career is riding high, Tiffany Haddish says she still can’t find a decent date.
The Girls Trip star gets attention from men on social media but none of the quality guys have the nerve to actually hit her up for a date.
“I feel like guys, they hit on me but they don’t ask me out. They don’t ask for my number,” the 38-year-old told People. “And then the ones that do? Those are trolls. I call them boogawolfs. You can see a boogawolf a mile away and you know it’s going to be a problem right there. He’s going to be sticky and all up in your grill and just howling about everything and you can’t get rid of him — like when you trying to flick a booger away but it’s just stuck to you? Boogawolf. I’m not messing with that.”
Boogawolfs aside, Haddish knows exactly what she wants in a romantic partner.
“I’m looking for confidence, a good sense of humor, and responsible,” Haddish said. “Like, he’s got to have a good credit score. That’s super important because that’s you’re grown up report card, your credit score.”
And he needs to have a j-o-b!
She continued: “He’s got to have his own career going. I cannot be the center of his universe. I can be a major part of the universe but I cannot be the center of the universe.”
The previously married comedian, who was a step-mom to her ex’s children, would also prefer any suitors to not already have a family of their own.
“Now if somebody comes along and he’s amazing, the kids are amazing, then maybe. But from my experience, it’s usually the kids are really amazing and then I end up liking the kid more than I like them,” she added. “I’m like, ‘I’m here for the kid! I want the kid to be a great human because they still have a chance and you’re still an a**.’ And I just end up protecting the kid.”
So step up fellas, but leave the Groupon and the grapefruit at home!